wait if eve ate the apple then why the fuck is it called an adam’s apple
because she ate the apple, and then convinced adam to eat the apple as well so that she wouldn’t be alone, but the piece he bit off got stuck in his throat.
It got stuck because at the exact moment he was swallowing, God jumped out from behind a bush like
“WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU THINK YOU ARE DOING?!”
When you hear some new shit and its on point!
congratulations on reading the book before it was made into a film
you win: nothing
you know she dead
Cut the shit, Ernie.
I just want to be slightly drunk, half naked, and completely on top of someone.
missing someone who probably doesn’t even remember you is the worst