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spn-fandom-breathing-heavily:

archivesofgallifrey:

carry-on-my-wayward-butt:

willgrahamps:

wait if eve ate the apple then why the fuck is it called an adam’s apple

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because she ate the apple, and then convinced adam to eat the apple as well so that she wouldn’t be alone, but the piece he bit off got stuck in his throat.

It got stuck because at the exact moment he was swallowing, God jumped out from behind a bush like 

WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU THINK YOU ARE DOING?!”

clarknokent:

When you hear some new shit and its on point!

clarknokent:

When you hear some new shit and its on point!

bethmai:

congratulations on reading the book before it was made into a film

you win: nothing

flaming-cunts:

you know she dead

flaming-cunts:

you know she dead

asammyg:

Cut the shit, Ernie.

wzrdkelley:

titytwochainz:

bruuuuuuuuuuuuh

this the greatest thing i ever saw 

this some max payne jackie chan shit

BRUH HE DID A DRIVE BY ON A BIKE

willyoulovemeh:

I just want to be slightly drunk, half naked, and completely on top of someone.

alilfallofrain:

raggedyanndy:

thispleasesmorbo:

spellboundsama:

THAT IS GORGEOUS

heterochromia is one of the coolest aesthetics the human body can muster

a very groovy mutation

Thank you, Charles Xavier.

grvphic:

missing someone who probably doesn’t even remember you is the worst

lx34e:

me and my friend arriving at an all you can eat buffet 

lx34e:

me and my friend arriving at an all you can eat buffet